3. Sardar picnic par gaye whan ja kar yaad aaya ke pepsi to ghar bhul gaye.
Decide kia ke sab se chhota sardar ja kar Pepsi le aaye,
Sardar: Main is shart par jata hu ke tum mere ane tak smose nahi khaoge.
Dono ne kaha thik hai.
1 din guzar gaya sardar nahi aaya.
2 din guzar gaye.
Dono ne socha ke ab samose kha lene chahiye.
Jaise hi smosa uthaya chota sardar ped ke peechhe se nikal k bola. "AISE KAROGE TO MAIN NAHI JAAUNGA"
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#784
Posted: 2014-03-23, 19:37
Edited by Chiller: 2014-03-23, 20:05
Women are like Fruits.Every Woman has her own unique taste and colour. But The problem is the Men. They seem to love Fruit salad.
3 important stages of Life: Before marriage MAD for each other, during marriage MADE for other, After marriage MAD because of each other.
When i want to fall in love with my books, my bed falls in love with me & I believe that, love the one who loves you
Mr.X: If i need a "Brain Transplantation" I will prefer your brain.
Mr.Y: Is it??
Mr.X: Don't think that you are a genius, I need a brain which is never used before.
People dont care when they lose 1rupee coin from their pocket. But they feel distressing when they lose rupee from their mobile balance! Am i right?
Hard fact about youngsters:- They are always busy watching the desktop wallpaper whenever their parents enter their room. Ha ha
3 important stages of Life: Before marriage MAD for each other, during marriage MADE for other, After marriage MAD because of each other.
When i want to fall in love with my books, my bed falls in love with me & I believe that, love the one who loves you
Mr.X: If i need a "Brain Transplantation" I will prefer your brain.
Mr.Y: Is it??
Mr.X: Don't think that you are a genius, I need a brain which is never used before.
People dont care when they lose 1rupee coin from their pocket. But they feel distressing when they lose rupee from their mobile balance! Am i right?
Hard fact about youngsters:- They are always busy watching the desktop wallpaper whenever their parents enter their room. Ha ha
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#785
Posted: 2014-03-23, 19:39
A muslim girl wearing a burka was going on the road.
The boy going just behind the girl said,"Rafta Rafta dekho aankh jisse ladhi hain."
Girl Replied,"Aankh Jisse ladhi, tere baap se bhi badhi hain
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The boy going just behind the girl said,"Rafta Rafta dekho aankh jisse ladhi hain."
Girl Replied,"Aankh Jisse ladhi, tere baap se bhi badhi hain
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#786
Posted: 2014-03-23, 19:51
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Man 1: Mango,Orange,Apple & Banana, Which is Sweet? Guess.
Man 2: Dont Know.
Man 1: STUPID They are FRUITS not SWEETS.
Teacher: "Students listen,whatever I ask I want u all to ans, at once.. "How much is 200 plus 200?"
Students: "At once!"
Crack: Do u know English?
Jack: S
Crack: Ok!Then tel what is opposite of NAAG PANCHAMI?
Jack: Simple dude, NAAG DO NOT PUNCH ME.
Man 1: Mango,Orange,Apple & Banana, Which is Sweet? Guess.
Man 2: Dont Know.
Man 1: STUPID They are FRUITS not SWEETS.
Teacher: "Students listen,whatever I ask I want u all to ans, at once.. "How much is 200 plus 200?"
Students: "At once!"
Crack: Do u know English?
Jack: S
Crack: Ok!Then tel what is opposite of NAAG PANCHAMI?
Jack: Simple dude, NAAG DO NOT PUNCH ME.
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#789
Posted: 2014-03-23, 21:35
Student 1: Behind every successful student, there is 1 girl frnd.
Student 2: But what about failed student..????
Student 1: A Beautiful Teacher....!!
A: y are u crying?
B: Elephant is dead.
A: Was he ur pet?
B: No, but Im the one who must dig his grave.
Student 2: But what about failed student..????
Student 1: A Beautiful Teacher....!!
A: y are u crying?
B: Elephant is dead.
A: Was he ur pet?
B: No, but Im the one who must dig his grave.
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