After the operation the nurse tells
"I have some good news and some bad news."
Patient says,
"OK, give me the good news first."
Nurse tells
"The good news is, you have 24 hours to live."
Patient replies,
"Oh no! If that's the good news, then what's the bad news?"
Nurse says,
"The bad news is, I forgot to call you yesterday."
2.
An employee goes running to HR and asks to return his resignation letter.
HR(surprised): Today is your last day, what happened suddenly?
Employee: My boss is also joining there!!
, bcoz i have no brain 
