Officer : Bring my red shirt !
After The War...
Soldier : Sir why did you wear red shirt ?
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Officer : So that if I get shot my blood will mix with the color of the shirt and the soldiers will not be discouraged.
After few days
Soldier : Sir Enemies 1000 TANKS are coming !
Officer : 1000 TANKS, Bring my Yellow pants !

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