Jokes, SMS and Shayaris

Mom, You’re A Wonderful Mother,
So Gentle, Yet So Strong.
The Many Ways You Show You Care
Always Make Me Feel I Belong.
You Are Patient When I’m Foolish;
You Give Guidence When I Ask;
It Seems You Can Do Most Anything;
You’re The Master Of Every Task.
You’re A Dependable Source Of Comfort,
You’re My Cushion When I Fall.
You Help In Times Of Trouble,
You Support Me Whenever I Call.
I Love You More Than You Know,
You Have My Totl Respect.
If I Had My Choice Of Mothers,
You’d Be The One I’d Select!…

Wife: "Look a thief has entered our kitchen and he is eating the Cake I made."

Husband: "Whom should I call now, Police or Ambulance?"

ek admi ko cancer hua tha ek dhin ushk beta ne pucha-papa apko cancer hai phir bhi ap logo se kah rahe he ki apko aids hai pita ne jwab diya -taki mare marne ke baad koi tmhari mummy ko chune ki himmat na kare.

When I Am Glad,
You Are In My Smile,
When I Am Sad,
You Are In My Tears,
When I Am Walking,
You Are In My Step,
When I Am Sleeping,
You Are In My Dreams,
I Think These Are Special Feelings,
If I Were An Artist,
I Would Paint My Feelings,
If I Were A Poetess,
I Would Quote My Feelings,
But I Am An Ordinary Boy,
So I Just Say,
I Love You.

Main Tujhse Aaj Ek Waada Karta Hun,
Ki Main Saare Wadein Nibhaunga,
Per Ek Waada Mujhe Tujhse Bhi Lena Hai,
Jo Tuh Gar Kabhi Mujhe Dard De
Bass Ye Keh Dena Ki Tuh Anjaan Tha,
Varna Main Jeete Ji Marr Jaunga !!