Funny Joke

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Uske Bare Me sochna Ehsas Ban jaye
To Mang lena khuda se use zindgi bhar k liye,
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Santa Ne Car Se 4Logo Ko
Daba Diya
Judge-Tumne Sarab V Nai Pi Thi Fir V Ye Q kiya?
Santa-Sir
IDEA Walo Ne Kha Tha Ki
Is Gaane K Liye 4Dabay

Bus conductor: Why are taking two tickets?
Passenger: Because if i lose one that second ticket will save me.
Conductor: what if you lose both?
Passenger: Listen, I am not a fool. I already have my Pass with me.!!!

Boy: tum mujhse kitna pyar krti ho???
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Girl: jio sim k balance jitna..
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Boy: confused 🙄😮…
( ab sala unlimited समझूँ या फिर सिर्फ़ तीन महीनों के लिए समझूँ …