Contest Name: Best Jokes Contest March 2014
Description : Members who post best comedy jokes in any (hindi or english) language,
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+ Post good and quality jokes.
+ Language should be hindi or english.
+ It should not be an image.
+ No spam only good jokes
+ You may have maximum 7 entry per member
+ No double meaning or Adult Jokes Allowed, Only Fresh jokes allowed.
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#771
Posted: 2014-03-22, 20:38
Edited by hemanth007: 2014-03-22, 21:00
1]Teacher : whoever answers my next question, can go home.
One boy throws his bag out the window
Teacher : who just threw that?!
Boy : Me! I’m going home now.
2]Teacher: Why are you late?
Ramu: Because of the sign.
Teacher: What sign?
Ramu: The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow.
3]Little FrEaKy’z Answers In an Examination :
Q. How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?
A. Concrete floors are very hard to crack!
Q. If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take four men to build it?
A. No time at all it is already built.
Q. If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in the other hand, what would you have?
A. Very large hands. (Good one)
Q. How can you lift an elephant with one hand?
A. you will never find an elephant with one hand.
Q. How can a man go eight days without sleep?
A. No Probs, He sleeps at night.
Q. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become?
A. It will Wet or Sink as simple as that.
Q. What looks like half apple ?
A: The other half.
Q. What can you never eat for breakfast?
A: Dinner.
Q. Bay of Bengal is in which state?
A: Liquid
The Teacher Fell down unconscious..!!!
One boy throws his bag out the window
Teacher : who just threw that?!
Boy : Me! I’m going home now.
2]Teacher: Why are you late?
Ramu: Because of the sign.
Teacher: What sign?
Ramu: The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow.
3]Little FrEaKy’z Answers In an Examination :
Q. How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?
A. Concrete floors are very hard to crack!
Q. If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take four men to build it?
A. No time at all it is already built.
Q. If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in the other hand, what would you have?
A. Very large hands. (Good one)
Q. How can you lift an elephant with one hand?
A. you will never find an elephant with one hand.
Q. How can a man go eight days without sleep?
A. No Probs, He sleeps at night.
Q. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become?
A. It will Wet or Sink as simple as that.
Q. What looks like half apple ?
A: The other half.
Q. What can you never eat for breakfast?
A: Dinner.
Q. Bay of Bengal is in which state?
A: Liquid
The Teacher Fell down unconscious..!!!
never give up
#772
Posted: 2014-03-22, 21:42
Santa aur Jeeto mein larai ho gayi,
Santa ghar se chala gaya.
Santa raat ko phone pay: Khanay mein kia hai?
Jeeto: Zehar.
Husb: Main dair se aaonga, tum kha kar so jana.
Santa ghar se chala gaya.
Santa raat ko phone pay: Khanay mein kia hai?
Jeeto: Zehar.
Husb: Main dair se aaonga, tum kha kar so jana.
Syed Masoom Rizvi
#773
Posted: 2014-03-22, 22:17
A busload of American tourists were heading towards Punjab on G.T. Road when suddenly the driver slammed on the brakes. Lying on the road in front was Santa with his ear to the ground. Passengers trooped out of the bus and crowded around him."Hey, what are you doing down there pal?" asked one of the tourists.Santa slowly raised his head and replied, "Green Matador 25 km away travelling at 80 km.""Wow," exclaimed the tourist, "You can tell us that by listening to the road?""No," croaked Santa, "I fell off the damned thing."
#774
Posted: 2014-03-23, 08:29
Edited by dreamz007: 2014-03-23, 09:04
1.
After the operation the nurse tells
"I have some good news and some bad news."
Patient says,
"OK, give me the good news first."
Nurse tells
"The good news is, you have 24 hours to live."
Patient replies,
"Oh no! If that's the good news, then what's the bad news?"
Nurse says,
"The bad news is, I forgot to call you yesterday."
2.
An employee goes running to HR and asks to return his resignation letter.
HR(surprised): Today is your last day, what happened suddenly?
Employee: My boss is also joining there!!
After the operation the nurse tells
"I have some good news and some bad news."
Patient says,
"OK, give me the good news first."
Nurse tells
"The good news is, you have 24 hours to live."
Patient replies,
"Oh no! If that's the good news, then what's the bad news?"
Nurse says,
"The bad news is, I forgot to call you yesterday."
2.
An employee goes running to HR and asks to return his resignation letter.
HR(surprised): Today is your last day, what happened suddenly?
Employee: My boss is also joining there!!
