A Man buys a lie detector robot that slaps people who lie.He decides to test it at dinner.
Dad: Son, where were you today during school hrs?
Son: At School - (Robot slaps son)
Son: I went to movie
Dad: Which One?
Son: Toy Story - (Robot slaps son again)
Son: Ok, it was Day with a Porn Star
Dad: What? When I was your age I didn't even know what porn was! (Robot slaps dad)
Mom: Hahaha...! After all he is your son. (Robot slaps mom)
Jokes Posting Contest Nov 2015 - (Closed)
#2495
Posted: 2015-10-31, 21:51
BRITISH: can u swim??
INDIAN: no
BRITISH: Thn dogs is better den u bcoz it swim....
INDIAN: can u swim??
BRITISH: Yes
INDIAN: then whats the difference between u n a dog......
British shocked, india rocked....
INDIAN: no
BRITISH: Thn dogs is better den u bcoz it swim....
INDIAN: can u swim??
BRITISH: Yes
INDIAN: then whats the difference between u n a dog......
British shocked, india rocked....
#2496
Posted: 2015-11-01, 08:42
Edited by Priya08: 2015-11-01, 17:03
I think all who posted here are having account in one of my known site. But i must post new jokes which all hear for 1st time. Let me think. Whats the end time admin?
>>>>>>DAYS GO ON<<<<<<
#2497
Posted: 2015-11-01, 11:15
Priya08 said:
I think all who posted here are having account in one of my known site. But i must post new jokes which all here for 1st time. Let me think. Whats the end time admin?Is written in the main post as well as in Image.
3 November (8PM GMT +5:30) is the last date.
#2498
Posted: 2015-11-01, 14:39
Edited by Priya08: 2015-11-01, 15:08
Oh i didnot see...!
ok my 2nd post:
Once God thought that humans are not like before so to know the fact God came to earth. God met a man of a coffee shop owner and had a chat.
God: Im God
shopman: All coming here says the same. So better stop your fun.
God: hey man im really God.
shopman: I wont believe.
God now pointed his finger to the coffee machine. It turned fully gold.
shopman: Now i believe.
human1(server): this is magic.
God again pointed his finger to the table and it fully turned gold.
likewise God was noticing another human sitting so silent.
God: Why you have not asked anything,do you not need any?
human2: No i too want.
God: Then ask me whatevr.
human2: Just give me that finger to me!!!!
God: (In shock)!!!! And realized these humans wont change....!
ok my 2nd post:
Once God thought that humans are not like before so to know the fact God came to earth. God met a man of a coffee shop owner and had a chat.
God: Im God
shopman: All coming here says the same. So better stop your fun.
God: hey man im really God.
shopman: I wont believe.
God now pointed his finger to the coffee machine. It turned fully gold.
shopman: Now i believe.
human1(server): this is magic.
God again pointed his finger to the table and it fully turned gold.
likewise God was noticing another human sitting so silent.
God: Why you have not asked anything,do you not need any?
human2: No i too want.
God: Then ask me whatevr.
human2: Just give me that finger to me!!!!
God: (In shock)!!!! And realized these humans wont change....!
>>>>>>DAYS GO ON<<<<<<
