Jokes Posting Contest Nov 2015 - (Closed)

3rd post:

Girl: I won 2nd prize in running mom

Mom: wow great!!! How many participated dear.

Girl: Only 2 mom!

Mom: :-o :-@ ok then why it is written 1st in trophy?

Girl: Thats a long story. When they called my name i went near the stage to get my award but when i climbed the step my slipper torn so i just threw my slipper and went to stage. They appreciated that no one gave respect to this stage but you was the one who respected it a lot so u deserve 1st prize instead 2nd and gave me that....!!!

Mom shocks girl rockssss!!!!!

BRITISH: can u swim??

INDIAN: no

BRITISH: Thn dogs is better den u bcoz it swim....

INDIAN: can u swim??

BRITISH: Yes

INDIAN: then whats the difference between u n a dog......

British shocked, india rocked....