Jokes Posting Contest Nov 2015 - (Closed)

Members who participate in this contest by posting a jokes, they will get Rs.1 each either they win or not.

Contest Name: Unique Joke Posting Contest - Oct-Nov 2015

Rules of Selection:
+ Members who post/write unique in either Hindi or English have better chance to qualify.
+ Adult jokes are not allowed
+ You can have maximum 3 entries per member,
+ It should not be an image.

Prizes:

+ 1st Winner will have chance to get Rs.200
+ Prizes will be randomly depend on how contest will goes on.
+ Maybe winner will be more than 1.
+ Every member despite of winner will get some paise for just participating in contest.

Note: Winner will be chosen by us. so start posting jokes here to get chosen.

Regards
Gamerzity Team

My 1st post:

person 1: Do you know i did not got wet when i was walking when it rained even i had no umbrella...!

person 2: :-O how is that???? :-O

person 1: becauseeeeee i was walking inside my home!!! :-D

person 2: :-? :-? :-?

1st ) Sardar : What is the name of your car?

Lady : I forgot the name, but is starts with “T”.

Sardar : Oye Kamaal ki gaadi hai, Tea se start hoti hai. Hamaara gaadi petrol se start hoti hai.
.

2nd) CIRCUIT : Oye Short Circuit yeh light bulb pe baap ka naam kyu likh raha hai?

SHORT CIRCUIT : Apun baap ka naam roshan kar rehle hai.
.
3rd) A Sardar went to a bank to open a S.B. A/C.

After seeing the form he had gone to Delhi for filling it up.

..... Have A happY funnY and FReSh dAy...!!

2 लड़कियाँ अपने अपने आशिक की तारीफ कर रही थी,

पहली – मेरा बॉयफ्रेंड बहुत हैंडसम है,

दूसरी- वाओ,

मेरा बॉयफ्रेंड का तो कोई बाल भी बांका नहीं कर सकता,

पहली- अच्छा, वो इतना बहादुर है?

दूसरी- अरे नहीं, वो गंजा है

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